No Rock And Roll Fun

OH, GOOD FUCKING BLOODY MERRY HELL: We used to enjoy Bridget Jones' Diary back during the days of Andy Marr's Independent. It was a nice, light fluffy piece of nonesense which added a small extra piece of pleasure to pop papers day. Had we known, however, that it was eventually going to lead to Sting and Annie Lennox recording a song together, we would have taken Helen Fielding to one side and begged her to stop.