No Rock And Roll Fun

OH, GOOD GOD NO: It's one thing when someone with a limited
talent in one area attempts to get a shoe into the pop scene - grating, but at least you can see why think they should. But when someone famous for absolutely nothing then decides to release a single... well, it makes you almost wish the music industry would curl up like a slug coated in salt. Abi Titmuss is thinking she might stick out a single. Titmuss is famous for, um, standing by John Leslie's side as a good, sweet nurse during the nasty Ulrika business, only to then turn round and waggle 'em as soon as it was over. Sky News describe her as a "TV presenter", although most of the people who have seen her present herself have done so via the internet.