No Rock And Roll Fun

OW... OW... OW: Offered a chance to appear before Prince Charles at the Trevor Horn gig, Holly Johnson said "no, thank you" - presumably afraid the Prince's kid would be there and the evening would end in fisticuffs - not that that's put off the rest of Frankie Goes To Hollywood; they're merely going to get a ringer to take Holly's place. Now, without wanting to be cruel to Paul, Ped and Mark, but while any of them could be switched for anyone else and nobody would mind, doing Frankie without Holly is a little bit like Tatu turning up, only with Jay Aston and David Van Day in place of the two non-lesbianic lesbian schoolitas.