No Rock And Roll Fun

ROBBIE AND THE PROBATION OFFICER: We normally wouldn't give much consideration to a claim in the News of the World that Robbie Williams is dating a probation officer called Lisa Brash, but we were tickled by "a source's" observation:

"Lisa's job is far from glamorous. She deals with drug dealers, robbers and proper criminals."

So, she won't be out of place when she's hanging out with Robbie's music industry friends, then.