No Rock And Roll Fun

SUNDAY MISERY ROUND UP: Billie wants a divorce from Chris Evans now that her career is up and his down again; now that his career is up again and hers down, Brian McFadden wants a divorce from Kerry Chipshop - apparently he wants it done Irish style, even although going to Ireland to get a divorce seems like going to Saudi Arabia for porn and booze; now Charlie Watts is over the cancer that nearly killed him, it looks like it's over for him and his wife, and even Brad and Jen are meant to be on the point of splitting. It's probable that your mummy and daddy slept in separate rooms last night, too.