No Rock And Roll Fun

UNEXPECTED KIDDIES: Just when you think you've done all your Christmas shopping, your husband rememvers he's got a fifteen year old daughter he's forgotten to mention. No wonder Gwen Steffani's pissed with Gavin Rossdale over his sudden recollection that "up and coming model" Daisy Lowe is his daughter - not olny is this an extra place to lay at Thanksgiving, she's precisely at that tricky age when they're so difficult to buy for. Spookily, Rossdale has spent the last decade and a half as his own daughter's godfather. The mother, of course, is Pearl Spam from Powder, which makes Danny Goffey of Supergrass, her current partner, the father of Gwen Steffani's stepdaughter's siblings. Maybe everyone should just stay at home for the holidays this year.