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WHEN LOVERS SQUABBLE: The bloke who she rips to pieces in her "auto"biography has paid Victoria Beckham back for her tattling. Leaving aside the question of who proposed what to who and where, his real bomb is his claim that Posh called him up to gloat just before she married David:

He recalls, "The girl I was seeing at the time had just left me and Victoria rang me up and said, 'You're quite sad, really. You're on your own, you haven't really got a life. Look at me. I've got Mercedes, BMWs and a big house. You've got nothing.'"

If only he'd had the wit to respond "I've got more chance of having a number one than you do, honey."