No Rock And Roll Fun

WHITEST MAN EVER WINS MUSIC OF BLACK ORIGIN AWARD: Jamie Cullum picked up the Mobo for best jazz artist at the MOBOs, which is a slap in so many faces it's hard to begin to enumerate them. Jamelia picked up three awards - the New MsDynamite Award, the Most Likely To Actually Turn Up Prize and the Award For Just Being Lovely, sponsored by Mastercard. (Artist of the year, shared with Dizee Rascal, single of the year for Thank You, and - ahem - video of the year.)