Thursday, November 25, 2004

ANY MORE AT HOME, MRS BEDINGFIELD?: Oh, sweetgwen, yes there are: Nikola Bedingfield has just signed a contract, with her voice "like a cross between Lauryn Hill and the Cranberries." The laws of science mean that there must be a finite number of Bedingfields to taunt us and ruin our dreams, but we're worrying in case it turns out they're Hutterites or something. We're bracing ourselves for another five or six, just in case.


11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yeah! There is one more! Joshua Bedingfield.He's around 14 or 15 now, precocious but talented. I've known the Bedingfield family for years, since Daniel was 13. Nikola had a bit of a teenage crush on me and used to press her lovely tits into my chest whenever we met.Very nice too! I still have a tape of them all singing together as DNA Algorithmn, worth anything?

simon h b said...

I'm guessing if you sold it fairly soon, it might not be enough to retire on, but you could probably recarpet a small room on the proceeds.

The News of the World may be interested in the story, too...

Anonymous said...

I don't know whether I could sell the tape without getting their permission.
Looks like DB may have bombed out for now. His latest releases have all bombed!including his much hyped album.At the moment he's yesterdays news as there is so much competition from singer/songwriters, he has to keep a high profile and churn out as much as he can. Who cares anyway!
Looking forward to seeing Nikola doing well. I'd certainly would like to give her a number one!

Anonymous said...

Josh is 16 and i think you shouldnt be so ignorent as to think that selling that tape is a good idea, there a fantastic family...*im not a fan of the music* but their great and i you know them then im surprised you want to make money by using them.
*this is a "up yours" from G*

Anonymous said...

if u were really a friend of the family you would realize that they value their privacy, and they really can't stand people who suddenly decided to be their "friends" once they became famous. Its called using people, and its not very nice.

Anonymous said...

if you actually were friends of the family then you would know that their privacy is very important to them. You also would not be restorting to discussing personal details about their lives on the internet. You come across as someone who became "friends" with them when they became famous although you had known them for ages...bro, thats called using people and its not very nice.

Anonymous said...

First off let me say that this person who claims to know the Bedingfield family does NOT know them in any way, shape or form.We've had this journal brought to our attention and we do know who the person is and they are just someone who likes to cause trouble and we have had problems with them stalking Nikola and the rest of the Bedingfield family.

Anonymous said...

im pretty sure i danced with josh bedingfield in a funk square thingy. We did a tag team kinda thing at a party. i was told it was him, and he did look like daniel bedingfield, and he was the right age.

Anonymous said...

josh doesnt look anything like daniel, so I dont know where you're coming from! and there is no way that you would have danced with him.

Anonymous said...

why not? im sure he goes to parties just like anyone else

Anonymous said...

right ihave recently just read this because i know the bedingfield family, and i have hung out with one 2 family members and i've met the parents. I have to say that they are an amazing family and i care for them greatly. If you think being a friend of a family is to violate their privacy and betrying them then you have got to make some real friends because that is not how people are meant to treat eachother. the fact that the bedingfield are famouse means NOTHING to me at all and using them just because they have money is not a way to live your life. I think whoever you are, you need to grow up and get some morals into your life!

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