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CAN SHE REALLY AFFORD TO HAVE HER FANS JAILED?: A bloke in the Netherlands has been sent to prison because he was too obsessed with Mel C. "He's clearly insane and a danger to himself; he must be locked away for his own good" said everyone, yesterday. Meanwhile, Melanie Chisholm herself is getting her career back on course - she's got a gig in Ukraine.