No Rock And Roll Fun

DAMN, SHE REALLY IS A CONTROL FREAK: Never minding the second-generation nastiness that was The Osmond Boys, Beyonce has been laying plans for a destiny's Child's Children band. Of course, some people suggest that she's never happier than when telling Kelly and Michelle what to do, and this gives her the opportunity to control not just what their kids will be doing but their sex lives, too:

"We'd all have to get pregnant on the same night. We'll plan it. And we'd all have to have girls."

"Michelle... you're going to have a boy? What's the matter with you, do you really hate being part of this band so much? Make a decision, girlfriend: surgery or sissyfication. Or are you quitting Destiny's Child? Hmmm?"