No Rock And Roll Fun

EMINEM TO COPY EMBRACE: He might be outselling every other in America put together, but Eminem seems so desperate to be loved, he's coming to London this weekend to play a secret gig somewhere. Just like Embrace. Kiss FM are going to have the details, which they will air on Friday; then tickets will go on sale at the venue's box office. So, we can at least conclude that it's going to be a proper venue, if it's got a box office. You'll need to have photo ID to prove you're over 16 to get in, which would seem to imply the venue won't be licensed, which is curious: unless there's going to be consensual intercourse or motorscooters for people to ride around on.