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EXPECT YOUR STOCKINGS TO BE SMELLING OF BRITNEY THIS CHRISTMAS: She might not shift records quite as surely as she used to, but she knows how to do a big stink: Curious by Britney Spears is the number pong all over America:

E. Scott Beattie, Chairman and Chief Executive Officer of Elizabeth Arden, Inc., commented, " The Britney Spears' Curious fragrance was launched in U.S. department stores in September and has exceeded both retailer and industry expectations. It is currently the number one ranked fragrance in U.S. department stores, and while it is early, we anticipate this fragrance will continue to perform well for the remainder of the year."

Jessica Simpson's fragrance - believed to smell of Chicken of the Sea - is currently under development.