No Rock And Roll Fun

FORMER POP STAR SHOCKED TO DISCOVER SHE ISN'T ADORED: Oddly, depite having signed up for the TV programme where faded stars trade eating bugs for publicity, Natalie Appleton has walked out of IACGMOOH because she was asked to eat bugs.

The sweet thing is that she seems to think we - us, the public - have let her down somehow:

As hosts Ant and Dec revealed she had been voted to face another ordeal, Nat said: "Shall I get my coat? I might as well have come here on my own. Thank you England."

It's a terrible shame when you have to rely on Sophie Anderton taking up the slack for you.