Monday, November 29, 2004

GOOD NEWS FOR MUSIC - BAD NEWS FOR HOLLYWOOD: So it seems that the reaction to her first single, Screwed, has been so terrible (really, really terrible: even her flunkies have requested compassionate leave rather than have to pretend to enjoy it) that Paris Hilton has decided to jack in the music industry for good. Instead, buoyed by some positive comments on her acting, she's going to concentrate on that, instead. We're not sure what positive comments she's had - perhaps people who've seen The Simple Life have told her she really, really, acts like she's dumb as fuck; maybe she's misunderstood the sarcasm when people say "Yeah, Paris, I saw the porn video - you obviously didn't know you were being filmed..."

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