No Rock And Roll Fun

GOT TO BEAT GETTING A PARKING DISPUTE: Nobody much likes jury service, but we'd imagine the people called in to hear the case where Severina Vuckovic is suing index.hr might feel a bit happier about their lot: Vuckovic wants to be able to show the court a sex video of her fucking a bloke in order to prove the website violated her copyright. Or possibly just to get them onside. The website don't want the whole court to watch, but asked that a court-appointed sex expert see the video to determine if Vuckovic had "demonstrated anything not previously seen in the porn industry", which could qualify for copyright, [news agency] Hina said. "I do not think she has shown any new sexual art."