No Rock And Roll Fun

HERE, MY DEAR: In a touching little display of the value of true love, Britney has apparently given her dancing monkey husband all the cash from the sale of their wedding photos, on the grounds that she wouldn't have had the cash if she hadn't married him. Well... that's not totally true, Britney... people would have paid for pictures of you marrying anybody. On the other hand, Federline's wedding probably wouldn't have raised a cent if he hadn't been marrying you. Which would mean that, really, he should hand the wedding cash straight back.

Still, probably makes sense to let him have it now. It'll make things a lot smoother in a few months.