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HIP PRIEST: We wonder if a man so disdainful of the Grammies will be interested in the latest honour bestowed upon him: nutso culters the Raelians have made Eminem an honorary priest. Officially, the Raelians have given him the dubious honour because he's mocked President Bush in public (by which reckoning, they'll need to have a massive robing room for the ceremony), but we suspect there's something else attractive about Em for them. Being obsessed with cloning (they're the gang who claim they've made a human clone, but have, erm, lost what they did with it or something), they probably love the video for the Real Slim Shady with all the em-a-likes coming off the conveyor belt.