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LAWSUITS TO FILE AGAINST MICHAEL JACKSON? THIS WAY, SIR: Adding to the list of woes for the singer, the latest company claiming that Jacko has forgotten to settle his bills is a furniture store. Apparently, Jackson took away 20 items, including a malachite urn, a Louis XVI-style bust clock, silver bread holder and an "Austrian gold-painted dancing girl," the complaint said. It's all extra work for his lawyers, but they must by now be wondering if they're going to be getting their bills settled any time soon.