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LOVE SHAQ: Latest celebrity embarking on the sweet adventure of moving their tax write-off towards a record label: Shaquille O'Neal, the basketball player. (It's a type of netball played by men.) The label is going to be called Deja34, and it's hoped that Shaq isn't going to try and relaunch his stuttering rap career off the back of it. (The career was stuttering, not his rapping, we should point out.)