No Rock And Roll Fun

MORE BODYGUARD MADNESS: What with George W having to rescue his own bodyguard this week, and Eminem being killed by his own bodyguard in a toilet related incident (not actually killed, of course) it's starting to look more like the people hiring the bodyguards are having to keep an eye on them rather than vice-versa: now Beyonce: has called for people to stop taking the piss out of Shortie. He's known worldwide for breaking Beyonce's toe and getting stuck in a lift. Apparently, none of these things happened, and its upsetting Shorty. And you wouldn't want to upset a bodyguard, would you?