Tuesday, November 23, 2004

OZZY: NOT TONY MARTIN: We don't have much time for Ozzy and Sharon, but we do feel a pang of sympathy for them having been the target of a thief who broke in and pinched Sharon's engagement and wedding rings, amongst other jewellery, because it's a shit thing to happen to anyone. Ozzy apparently caught the burglar and pondered snapping his neck, but let him go - we're trying to picture Ozzy wrestling with anyone, although it's not an image we can form in our mind.


3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Are you referring to the post-Ozzy Sabbath vocalist, Tony Martin?

Anonymous said...

No, that'll be the post-being-jailed-for-shooting-and-killing-a-young-burglar householder Tony Martin. At least, that was how I read it. Simon?

Eleanor G

simon h b said...

Ms G has the Tony Martin I had in mind...

but the coincidence had passed me by...

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