OZZY: NOT TONY MARTIN: We don't have much time for Ozzy and Sharon, but we do feel a pang of sympathy for them having been the target of a thief who broke in and pinched Sharon's engagement and wedding rings, amongst other jewellery, because it's a shit thing to happen to anyone. Ozzy apparently caught the burglar and pondered snapping his neck, but let him go - we're trying to picture Ozzy wrestling with anyone, although it's not an image we can form in our mind.