No Rock And Roll Fun

R KELLY AND ASHANTI'S SISTER: Interestingly, it seems the Miaimi Herald ran a story about R Kelly hitting on Ashanti's underage sister because they read it on the internet and it "appeared" to have been sourced from the Associated Press. And that was good enough for them. Hey, Miaimi Herald, we've got some great stories for you on that basis... Michael Jackson and the kid from the Kandoo advert... Bill Wyman and the Olsen Twins? For the last six years?... George W Bush and a twelve year old (admittedly, that one's a bottle of malt)