No Rock And Roll Fun

A SMALL HINT FOR POP STARS: If you'd like to avoid the fate of Natalie Imbruglia, and don't want strangers turning up at your home demanding you let them move in with you, probably not a good idea to name your album after your address.

Neighbours saw a 44 year old bloke trooping about with a guitar; police were called and now the bloke is in a local hospital under the mental health act. A clearly knowledgeable friend of Natalie said:

"Natalie is terrified of stalkers so she was really freaked out."

Unlike other popstars, who are really laid back about total strangers tapping on their window at four am waving a roll of gaffer tape and a mini-stapler at them.