TEARS FOR CHEERS: Here's a quick question: How are you meant to pronounce Brett and Bernard's new band? Is the tears, boo-hoo, or the tears, rippppp? Or is it meant to be pronounced in a poncey, tea-aaahs style? Anyway, they've announced their first two dates, this December: London Heaven (16th) and Barcelona (18th). Tickets will be flying out of the official website sometime this week.