No Rock And Roll Fun

TWO AND THREE QUARTER SERIES AFTER EVERYONE ELSE, OZZY TIRES OF THE OSBOURNES: Having run out of kids to stick in rehab, and with Sharon having got her wish of 'household name' status, the Osbournes are allowing MTV to quietly drop their series. The programme - whose greatest gift to western civilisation was a wobbly-headed Kelly Osbourne with a face like a duck - will not return for a fourth series, and their poor dog will be left to poop in private.