No Rock And Roll Fun

WE RECKON GABRIELLE'S GOT AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE: At the time of her death, everyone pretty much agreed that Lisa Left Eye Lopes was more or less irreplaceable. However, just as you can't put your arms around a memory, nor can you tour a greatest hits set with a corpse, and so T-Boz and Chilli are looking for a new Left-Eye. As if the sudden mark-down from irreplaceable to vacancy isn't insulting enough for Lisa's memory, the band have decided that they can pretty much plug her hole with a game show winner. They've linked with UPN to create a reality show to find their new third member. The programme - seriously - is being called R U the Girl With T-Boz & Chilli, which might be the most rubbish name we've ever heard for a programme.