Sunday, December 05, 2004

BRITNEY'S BITS: It's not just Britney who's worried about her fertility - she's been trying for a baby with Kevin for four months and is starting to panic that it's never going to happen. But in a far worse position are the editors of the celeb papers - they've been running 'Britney Gravid' stories for the last half-year, convinced that it's only a matter of time, and so sooner or later they'd have to be right. Maybe someone should get some herring over to Britney pretty sharpish.

Britney thinks the problem might be with her, as kevin already has kids. Apparently friends have suggested that they could try re-creating exactly what Kevin did around the time his previous partner got pregnant, so he's going off to find someone rich and famous to shag behind Britney's back.

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