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DMX: I PRETENDED TO BE A ROZZER: As happens so often, once they turn up in court a musician has abandoned his blustering claims of innocence in favour of a plea-bargain to save their skinny ass. So DMX admitted driving through JFK airport pretending to be a cop. While on valium. He got a surprisingly lenient USD1,000 fine (GBP18 at current exchange rates) and has to give up his Ford Expedition (apparently some American car rather than plans to travel round examining places where rivers flow across roadways, although we'd like to see DMX recreate the opening credits of All Creatures Great And Small sometime).

To complete a bad day for "Call me constable" DMX, as he came out of court he got hit with a paternity suit.