No Rock And Roll Fun

FOOTBALL VERSUS MUSIC: Soccer player turned label boss Kevin Campbell has rushed to court to get an injunction preventing Mark Morrison from releasing an album for anyone other than Campbell's Wikid Records. Kevin says he's "gutted" at having to go to court (he is, after all, a footballer) and says that Morrison has ruined his dream of working in the music industry. He's heartbroken to discover that the music industry is full of greedy backstabbing sociophobes, and can't wait to get back to the purer world of Premiership Football. In the meantime, Mark Morrison is unable to release any records. That's got to be a result for everyone.