No Rock And Roll Fun

HASN'T POP SUFFERED ENOUGH: There's not really anything very surprising in that Coleen McLoughlin wants to be a popstar - every young girl without much in the way of a career plan wants to be a popstar. The frightening and disturbing thing is that, as Wayne Rooney's girlfriend, someone is probably going to give her the chance to live her dream. Apparently someone has told her that she has "natural talent" - Coleen has taken this as an encouragement, rather than drawing the natural conclusion from it being Atomic Kitten's vocal coach who's told her this.