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I'M A POLITICIAN, BUY ME: Krist Novoselic, once of Nirvana, has learned the lessons of politics swiftly and well: he's worked out that you're biddable, and so he's put himself up for sale on Ebay. We did wonder at first how it was allowed - Ebay in the US have a rule forbidding the sale of foodstuffs - but apparently when he says you can have lunch, it's with him, not of him. The cash will go to People For The American Way. At time of writing, the bids are up to USD1,650.