PEARL JAM SANDWICHES: We're a little concerned for the delicate heads of the children from Walmer High School from Port Elizabeth - they've been forced to record a single with Eddie Vedder. It's notable before the kids flew from South Africa to Seattle to make the record, they'd never heard of Pearl Jam. Presumably otherwise they'd not have got on the plane. It's all for charity, though, so you can't be too grinchy about it. Not too grinchy.