No Rock And Roll Fun

STEREOPHONICS ANNOUNCE NEW DRUMMER: No, no, come back; it's interesting: he's Argentinian, like corned beef and... you know, um, Paul Robinson's second wife (third wife?) from Neighbours... if he ever married her. He was very taken that her hometown was Buenos Aries - "it means beautiful winds" he explained to Jim. This was after he'd been shot by Terri the Plumber and turned from Good Bloke into a lean-mean-trading-with-Mr.Odagawa-machine. Can't recall what happened to her, but she was probably a bad 'un. Oh, the drummer is called Javier Weyler but, frankly, twenty year old Australian soap plots are more interesting than anything the Stereophonics are every likely to do.