No Rock And Roll Fun

AAAH...: We'd been wondering why there'd be so much twittering about Brian McFadden being "in love" with Delta Goodrem recently - and now all becomes clear. The pair are about to release a duet, and clearly - with neither of them exactly interesting the British public - this is a bid to try and spice up the single's chances. We wonder if the label has thought of putting little "They might have done it" labels on the CD cases?

If this single doesn't work, it could be bye bye Brian as far as his contract is concerned (and, probably, the same is true of Delta's chances). But Brian knows why he's not yet achieved the dizzying, mistifying levels of success of Ronan Keating:

"It's been hard and the split with Kerry has not been good for my career."

That's it! Being in every half-witted tabloid and gossipmag solidly for a year really will have harmed your sales. Unless you think that, perhaps, the British public rate new releases on the basis of the singer's morality? You don't think that, perhaps, releasing pisspoor tracks might have been worse than the way you treated your ex-wife when it came to selling records?