No Rock And Roll Fun

AARON NEARLY GOES UP IN SMOKE: Nobody would get any pleasure from the thought of anyone, even Aaron Carter, burning to death in a car, so it's great that he managed to escape from his vehicle when it went up in flames. It also is great that he survived, so we can laugh at how he got bested by some bedding.

He was driving his SUV along a Florida road when a mattress flew off a van in front of him. So, because he was driving an enormous, planet-fucking SUV, he thought he unstoppable, and drove over the mattress. The mattress got caught underneath his stupidly outsized vehicle and caught fire. Carter scrambled out seconds before the SUV exploded - and, of course, being a gas-guzzling behemoth, it had an awful lot of fuel to go boom.

Let's hope he buys a slightly more economically-friendly car next time round.