No Rock And Roll Fun

ALL WOMEN ARE EQUALLY SEXY: Dismissing claims that she was furious at being beaten in a sexiest woman poll by Angelina Jolie, Beyonce has snorted that it's just not true:

"There was this big thing in a magazine saying I was mad at Angelina Jolie because she came number one in a sexiest female poll.

"I'm not mad that I'm number five. I'm mad I'm listed at all. Every woman is sexy because she can give birth to a baby. That's sexy in itself."

So, there you have it: Having a uterus is sexy. You really don't need L'Oreal at all, then.