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BRITNEY SPEARS' BRIGHTNESS QUESTIONED: Hard to believe, but a famous name has stated his belief that Britney might be a bit thick:

"She was really quite up herself and couldn't be bothered. Sorry, but she's the sort of person who does an interview looking over your shoulder at the people advising her. I think her trouble is that she's not very intelligent."

He continues, "She doesn't know what's the right thing to say. You'll say to her, 'So tell me about the new record.' And she'll say, 'It's cool, it's fine, it's hanging out.' She gives the same answer to everything."

And, believe me, when someone with the gravitas of Eamonn Holmes says your thick, boy, that must sting.