No Rock And Roll Fun

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?: More tabloid tattle, but there's something slightly amusing in the Mirror's report of Ricky Martin's desperate bid to be noticed in the Savoy Bar:

"He was playing for 30 minutes but being ignored," a source revealed. "So he thumped the keys hard and sang 'Livin' La Vida Loca'. People looked up - then went back to ignoring him."

In other words:
-Do you know who I am?
-Erm, no
-I am Ricky Martin
-Oh, alright.
-You don't care, do you?
-Not really