No Rock And Roll Fun

I TOOK A STEP, AND THERE CONCLUSIONS WERE: An occasional series measuring the distance between a quote and the headline
Headline: Emma [Bunton] To Live In the US? [Ananova]
Quote: "I can't tell you how much fun I've had here and I'm actually thinking of phoning home and saying I'm not coming home! I really am having the most amazing time."

We wonder if the writers of the story really take 'wish you were here' on holiday postcards at face value in the same way, and turn up three days later at their mates' hotels in Mallorca.