No Rock And Roll Fun

LAUGHING LIKE A DRAIN: Oh, the sheer quality of Sharon Osbourne, the new face of Asda: not only the tackiest of the big supermarket chains, but the one owned by ultra-evil capitalist-Republican Wal-Mart. Nice work, Sharon - making yourslef look cheap and callous in one move.

In other news, it seems Ozzy has been drinking so much coffee, it's been keeping him awake. We find this difficult to imagine: surely there's not caffeine enough to counter whatever else he's dosed up on, even if he ate a large tin of Gold Blend? Which, actually, wouldn't be unlikely behaviour from someone in his funk all the time.