MIND-WARPING HEADLINES OF OUR AGE: A BRIEF SERIES: Glastonbury : the first real rumours. That would be as opposed to the fake rumours, then? Anyway, apparently Michael Eavis went to see Keane at their Bristol gig (which isn't actually a rumour); Ian Brown is meant to be on the list too. And Coldfuckingplay as the main Saturday draw. We'll wait until 2006, then.