No Rock And Roll Fun

NOT ACTUALLY FOREVER, THEN: The Salvation Army have announced plans to close Strawberry Fields, the children's home that was in that song. Penny Lane by the Beatles, we think it was. The charity says that, blimey, have you seen how much they could get if they let it be turned into pokey flats to be marketed at ridiculous rates as 'Manhattan style loft apartments' ("they are 'responding to change' and it is 'now preferable for children to be cared for within a foster family or in a small group home, rather than within large residential institutions'").