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OR YOU COULD HELP JUST BY STAYING AT HOME: Not that she actually is, of course, but Lindsay Lohan has been musing about getting her hands dirty down in Tsunami debris:

"I was looking to try to get some time off to go over there and help," the teen queen revealed to Us Weekly.

Time off? From what? Is she contractually obliged to sleep in until The Swan comes on or something? And we do like the vagueness of "over there" (as in "the rest of the world"; "that place") and "help" - what exactly did she have in mind? Was she going to help bury the dead, or does Lindsay have medical or building skills of which we're unaware? After all, the only thing she's good at - generating pages and pages of publicity - isn't something that's quite needed right now.