No Rock And Roll Fun

PRESUMABLY THE CANCER-CURING WATER THING WASN'T SO MUCH OF A PROBLEM: Apparently with their most famous cultee involved somewhere along the line, the Kabbalah team have relocated Eliyahu 'the Jews brought the holocaust on themselves' Yardeni from their London cult centre back to the one in LA. The centre, of course, deny that it had anything to do either with his dickwitted callousness being caught by an undercover reporter, or Madonna, but in what seems to be a desperate face-saving bid, Madonna has let it be known that she was 'furious'. Only by that, apparently: not the flogging of ordinary bottles of Canadian spring water at grossly inflated prices, or the happy fleecing of the desperate, or the pressure selling of event tickets, or...