No Rock And Roll Fun

ROBBIE WILLIAM'S NARROW ESCAPE: During the trial of Justin McAuliffe, the spectacularly bile-filled letterbomber, it turned out that he had put Robbie Williams on his list of fifty targets. Most of the people on the list, which he wrote in between scrawling 'Death to them all' and 'Hate' on the walls, had somehow slighted him, although not in any way they'd ever realised doing. Williams was spared getting one of the party-popper and lighter fuel devices through the post because McAuliffe couldn't find an address for him (presumably sending it care of EMI wouldn't work?).