No Rock And Roll Fun

A SENSE OF PROPORTION: Nice to see that when Madonna was asked to appear on TV to try and help the millions affected by the tsunami, she didn't hesitate for a moment, and dipped straight into her own pocket as deep as she could - to, erm, ensure that the lighting on the TV wouldn't show her wrinkly old skin. Presumably she fears that if people could see her true appearance, they might start to wonder if the Kabbalah water is little more than ordinary water with a really high price tag on it.