No Rock And Roll Fun

SHE ASKED FOR THREE THEFTS OF ROSE GARDENS TO BE TAKEN INTO ACCOUNT: It's not a happy time for Lynn Anderson right now - before Christmas she was caught drink-driving; now she's been accused of stealing a Harry Potter DVD from Smiths Food & Drug, Taos. It's also alleged she twatted a cop as she was being put in the police car.

We imagine it's all a big mix-up. Those RIAA ads did, after all, suggest that pinching DVDs and CDs was no worse than downloading music off the internet, didn't they... wasn't that condoning a spot of pickery-up?