No Rock And Roll Fun

TRULY, IT WAS THE ISSUE WHICH SPLIT AMERICA: It's too easy to think that everyone in the whole country thought that Ashlee Simpson at the Orange Bowl was all a bit of a joke. But Jessica Simpson didn't side with the whole of the rest of the nation. Unfortunately, Nick Lachey did. Big row. Lachey is also alleged to have uttered the words that will ultimately bring about his downfall:

"He kept telling her, 'It's all about you all the time," a source said. "Tonight, it's about me."

Nick, honey, it's never about you - nobody can remember if you're Nick Carter or Nick Lachey; round here - as in most places - you're "the dim one whose job is boffing Jessica Simpson."