No Rock And Roll Fun

WHEN PRESS OFFICES HAVE NOTHING TO RELEASE: Remember a couple of years back when Oasis were so thrilled that someone had heard of them in America they rushed out a press release trumpeting how they were being featured on the soundtrack of a programme? Birds of Prey, it was. Nope, we never did, either. Well now, they're reduced to bothering newsoutlets with "stories" that their songs are being covered by clodhopping acts on The OC. If things get any grimmer in the Gallagher camp, it'll be "Copy of Be Here Now sold in South Dakota" bulletins soon.